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I, like Christine,
have noticed the rampage of surveys lately. If retailers really want
to draw in business this holiday season, I suggest they make people
fill out a survey when the come in the door. It makes customers feel
they are admired. So I thought it would be nice to resurrect this post
from 2002, which was blogged in the time now known to historians as
"The Great Surveillance Deluge." I updated it just a teeny bit to keep
up with the times, because surveys are nothing if not flexible.
Acousticdream’s Survey To End All Surveys:
FAVORITES: (2 points each)
Family Member:
Word for the Female Mammary Glands:
Igneous Rock:
Brand of Dishwashing Detergent:
Dictator:
Member of the '80s band A Flock of Seagulls:
Area Code:
Bulk-Packaging Concept:
Past Participle:
Use for Velcro:
Barnyard Accesory:
HAVE YOU EVER: (points for each yes answer)
1. Seen anyone picking their nose in traffic? (2 pts)
2. If yes, was it someone you knew? (2 pts)
3. If you answered yes to number 2, was it your boss or another superior? (3 pts)
4. Did you use that information to get a corner office? (4 pts)
5. Good for you (give yourself another point).
6. What about you? Did you pick your nose in traffic? (2 pts)
7. Did anyone else pick your nose in traffic? (4 pts)
8. Chewed on your homework to make it look like the dog did it? (3 pts)
9. Loved somebody so bad it makes you cry? (1 pt)
10. Needed someone so much you can’t sleep at night? (2 pts)
11. Tried to find the words but they don’t come out right? (3 pts)
12. Have you ever? (4 pts)
13. Worn Velcro shoes past the age of 10? (2 pts)
14. Given a surprise party for a 100th birthday? (10 pts)
15. Slept in a featherbed? (2 pts)
16. Been excited to see jello? (2 pts)
17. Been to paradise? (3 pts)
18. Been to me? (4 pts)
19. Had a family meeting? (2 pts)
20. Been told you look like a celebrity? (4 pts)
CHOOSE WISELY:
Fanta Strawberry / Strawberry Crush:
gay marriage / terrorism:
Black ink / dull, kinda dark gray ink:
1.21 gigawatts / saddle shoes:
X’s / O’s:
scrunchee / headband:
thisaway / thataway:
to / fro:
seasickness / airsickness:
tornado / twister:
The Jane Pauley Show / being nibbled to death by migrating waterfowl:
WHO DO YOU:
Think is most likely to call you twice in one day?
Wish had zillions of dollars?
Suspect of spying for a foreign government?
Think you can’t live without, your stable boy or your footman?
Prefer to shoplift with, your florist or your second cousin?
WHY:
Are you pestering me?
Don’t you ask your father?
Am I being punished?
LIST AS MANY THINGS AS YOU CAN THINK OF:
HOW MANY WORDS CAN YOU MAKE FROM THE FOLLOWING PHRASE:
wardrobe malfunction
(DON’T use the same letter twice!!)
If
you send this to ten people in the next five minutes, there will be
peace on earth, an end to famine, a cure for AIDS, then you will get
four round-trip tickets to Disneyworld in the mail courtesy of Bill
Gates, and at Disneyworld while you are in line for Space Mountain you
will meet the love of your life, have two children, finally get to the
head of the line, and ten people will think you are a big-time loser.
The points mean diddly-squat.
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